Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Right Behind You!!!
Job: Omnipresent Guardian
Approximately seven million sperm are released during ejaculation. That means approximately 6,999,999 different other persons could have been created. This makes you very unique, yet, after about nine months, this was the you that had to be created...Why?
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The ending actually mad me laugh with its irony and dark humor. Anyway, not bad for a 2-hour flash. Projects that you actually put more time into may end up looking exponentially better. This one had good animation, two catchy songs, and good grammar with the text. It could have a been a tad bit better...and the operator's audio sounded a bit off.
Author's Response:
I'm not a very good voice actor =P Yeah I could have put more time into it, but I am pretty much lazy... I hate myself.
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That was pretty funny; it would have made a pretty well benchmark as a 500,000th flash. Instead, we have bullcrap...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /500000
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I am so fucking addicted to this game!! It's awesome; everything from the physics difficulty to the way everyone falls like dominoes. I was wondering when this was going to the brought to NG...thanks anyway...^_^
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Make your own flash or don't make one at all.
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So other crews, despite doing virtually the same thing seem to hate each other...interesting... As for your flash, well, it's not flash...just words...
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This isn't a flash, just an animated sprite looping over and over on a white background. Put some details in and it might be something...
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I get the message, but that flash had absolutely no point. The fact that you're in a crew will probably get this flash invincibility, but still, this was terrible...
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4.83...
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...With good reason. This is probably the best flash I've ever laid my eyes upon. My only complaints are slight graphical and audio quality decreases during some parts of the movie, but it's still pretty damn awesome. Keep up the good work, Rob!
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Congrats, this is actually the largest amount of effort I've seen put into spam so it looks like an actual flash. Nevertheless, it's dead to me and everyone else here. What do you seriously gain from this, anyway?
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I always have my doubts with those retarded, psychedelic, pinwheel preloaders. That, sadly, wasn't even a decent attempt in trying to make a decent flash. Stop wasting your time and the time of the numerous others on Newgrounds.
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